Last Friday, I was checking my email on my phone, when I saw that someone had commented on my blog. My first thought was, "OMGGGGGGGGGGG! Someone commented on my blog, YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" My second thought was, "But wait. It's probably another sad spam message from 趙嘉慧 saying 'IS VERY GOOD.........'" (which I happened to receive on an old blog last week). But then I looked closer at who the comment was from. "Hmm, that's weird," I thought. "The comment is from Clarisonic?" I immediately assumed the comment was a joke, one of my friends being a total face dildo (a term Cody and I charmingly apply towards my Clarisonic), pretending to chastise me and make me think twice about hating my $200 deep face cleaner.
But no.
No, you guys. In fact...CLARISONIC, or a representative of the company, COMMENTED ON MY BLOG.
Now, let's just take a few moments to consider the following:
1) Big Brother Clarisonic actually forces a number of employees to track every single link to their website that is published in the vast Internet landscape.
2) Clarisonic took a look at my one-month-old, four-total-posts, five-total-comments-including-the-blogger-herself, free blog on Blogspot, and thought that my influence was so far-reaching that A COMMENT NEEDED TO BE MADE. Damage control MUST be applied, quickly!
3) In an effort to be my buddy, Clarisonic creepily wished me a happy belated birthday (to Kirsten -- oops! Buddy comment FAIL).
Now, I never meant to hurt the Clarisonic company's feelings. Clearly most people do love the product, and I just have abnormally lame skin. So, please, if you would like to try out Clarisonic for yourself, just ask me and I will happily give you my personalized pink Clarisonic. You'll have to get over the fact that the back of it is engraved with "Kristin" in italicized font, however. Maybe you'll have a better experience than me (in fact, I'm sure of it!).
In conclusion, thank you Clarisonic, for totally making my day on Friday. It remains to be seen whether you have the balls to comment again on a blog in which you are called a face dildo.
Yes!!! I have been so looking forward to this post in response to Clarisonic. Also, I think you need to create a dictionary w/ your coined terms (and trademark them). Your reference to certain motels as "eff 'n' gos" is another classic. =)
ReplyDeleteI am so hoping that you get another comment from FD. I noticed that you linked to them 97 times to ensure that this post will be read.
Oh, and you can include this in your total comment count. ;-)
Wow. "FD" is amaaaaaazing! I think you definitely have to invent something with that name. And have Snooki be your spokesperson.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the misspelling! We'd definitely choose option A: Big Brother is most definitely watching. Thanks for sharing the afternoon laugh :)Take care!
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